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You May be a Vape Geek if…

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If you find yourself nodding at, laughing at, or acknowledging some or most of the following statements, you might very well be a vape-geek!  It’s OK… every enthusiast in every industry has a similar list floating around their e-mail chains at work.  This one can be ours!  Here’s the list:

  • If you see a slinky, spring, or any similarly shaped item, and you picture a wick threaded through the center of said item… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you carry a rebuilding case/kit/pack around with you at all times… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you regularly use the term ‘analog(s)’ in everyday conversation and expect everyone to immediately know that you’re talking about non-electronic tobacco cigarettes… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you know what PG, PEG, DG, VG, ANTZ, ADV, 510, mAh, PV, RY4, TH, VV, VW, AiV, MNG, G2, MBV, Clearo, Carto, and Atty stand for and what they mean regarding electronic cigarettes and E-liquids… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you can’t go grocery shopping without coming up with at least a dozen new E-juice flavor ideas… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you look at someone vaping a high-mAh variable voltage “stick” battery and a T-3 clearomizer as a “novice…” you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you regularly use the phrase, “Here, try my juice” without thinking dirty, perverted thoughts… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you still spend as much money on vaping as you once did on your two-pack-a-day smoking habit, but you still try to sell people on vaping with the argument that E-cigarettes save money… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you go to a Juice Bar and are horribly disappointed when you arrive and the only thing they serve is a selection of fruit smoothies… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If someone were to suggest to you that there should be an E-cigarette mod that connects via Bluetooth to your Android device so you can track your vaping data and custom design personalized voltage/wattage settings, contains a high-resolution color screen, speakers, USB Storage, and games, and can double as a flashlight, screwdriver, and Swiss Army-style pocket knife… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If your medicine cabinet has now, or ever had even one, single bottle of E-juice in it… you might be a vape-geek!
  • Really quick… go google “nixie tubes” (if you don’t already know what they are), look at all of the images.  Are you thinking of steampunk mods right now?  You might be a vape-geek!
  • If your eye lid twitches uncontrollably as your blood pressure rises to dangerous levels when I say, “E-juice contains the same chemical that is found in highly toxic antifreeze…”  you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you are angered and completely confused by the fact that all of the Hollywood celebrities who have been photographed vaping are actually vaping cheapo, gas-station disposable E-cigs… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you have more than 20 bottles of E-liquid, mostly unvaped, in your possession at any given time… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If, when you actually try an analog after months (or even years) of not smoking at all, and your first thought is, “Damn, this is only plain tobacco flavor…” you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you’re tired of explaining to your vaping-novice friends the reasons why their $5.00 clearomizers are no longer producing the same amount of vapor that they used to, six months ago, when they purchased them… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you vape more than five different flavors in any given day, on a regular basis… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If you carry a mouthpiece condom (rubber protector that still allows for the drawing of air through the E-cigarette) in your pocket at all times, just in case you get together with your other vape-geek friends and want to try some of their juices (see above)… you might be a vape-geek!
  • If the word “Shenzhen” causes a visceral reaction in you… you might be a vape-geek!

That’s everything I can think of at the moment.  If you can think of any others, please feel free to leave them in the comment section.  Let’s see how long we can make this thread stretch!

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  1. If you’ve ever walked into (or searched online) a Radio Shack and asked if they have any 18650 batteries… you might be a vape-geek!

    If you walk into a hardware store and start thinking “I can vape that!” … you might be a vape-geek!

    If you can tell the size of an airflow hole just by the draw… you might be a vape-geek!

    If “normal” AA batteries now look funny… you might be a vape-geek!

    If you pick carry on luggage by how much vape gear it will hold… you might be a vape-geek!

    If you have purchased a really nice pair of fingernail clippers just for rebuilding… you might be a vape-geek!

    If it takes you longer to pick out you vape gear for the day than what you’re going to wear… you might be a vape-geek!

    If you stalk your postman for vape mail… you might be a vape-geek!

    If your postman knows what vape mail is… you might be a vape-geek!

    If your bookmarks are 90%+ vaping related… you might be a vape-geek!

    If you’re considering buying a china cabinet to hold your vape collection… you might be a vape-geek!

    • Those are all GREAT! This is going to be one of the most definitive and all-encompassing Internet lists of all time by the time this post runs its course. I’m looking forward to reposting this with everyone else’s suggestions. I especially like that China cabinet one, because in between the time I posted this article earlier this evening and now, I stumbled across a picture on Facebook of a friend’s new China cabinet and that’s the exact thought that went through my mind the moment I looked at it!

  2. love this, also if you find yourself taking pictures of your mod next to a beverage or food item , and have several just mod pictures yeah you might be a vape geek, i never took pictures of my cigarettes.

  3. Why the hell should Shenzhen cause a visceral reaction? A lot of good stuff comes out of there, sure a lot of bad stuff does too but why throw the baby out with the bathwater? I dislike anti-Chinese sentiments.

  4. If you have a a Pinterest board dedicated to vaping, you might be a vape geek! If you spend all your free time looking at “vape porn” on the Internet, you might be a vape geek! If you track your vape mail 100 or more times a day, you might be a vape geek! If you read multiple reviews on one vendors juice, you might be a vape geek! If you hang out at your local b&m, even though you’re not buying anything, you might be a vape geek! If you add 1 or more entries to a vape geek post, you ARE a vape geek!

  5. If you have multiple shopping carts loaded with vape gear waiting on your paycheck to clear.. you might be a vape-geek!

    If you know how to get the very last drop out of a juice bottle… you might be a vape-geek!

    If you have to move more than 6 mods to reach your keyboard… you might be a vape-geek!

    If you can open a juice bottle fill your device and put the cap back on with one hand… you might be a vape-geek!

    If you have 20 or more drawers full of vape “parts”…. you might be a vape-geek!

    If you have cleaned out a closet just for steeping juices… you might be a vape-geek!

    If you have an entire freezer just for DIY e-juice supplies… you might be a vape-geek!

  6. If you constantly blow vapor into your friends and family’s faces asking them to try and make out what it smells like, or put the e liquid bottle to their nose and ask them what it smells like.

    If you have ever fallen asleep with your vaping device by your side.

    If you’ve already gotten a few or many people into vaping because you feel like it’s one of your God given duties to do so.

    If you always fantasize on what new vaping stuff will be invented next.. and sometimes invent them yourself in your imagination.

    If you are reading this while you vape. 😉

  7. OMK!! I am TOTALLY a Vape-Geek! Thank you for the post – I enjoyed it a lot!! (especially the one about the bluetooth/vaping app… lets DO it!!)

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